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a ballad performed by laura

i knew you’d take it as one. you don’t have to walk far around here to meet someone as crazy as you. … then again, they’re not as nice as you. i guess i would, but i don’t need to know it’s a lie. maybe i can die believing that it was the truth. :’) in~teresting. /LOL YOU DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING. SHE IS JUST PERF.) that’s actually kind of gross. /eyes the gang members.) 

not more than i like being called manly. but that’s a long shot, i suppose. for some people. maybe for people like you. ;D you’re welcome. the view’s fine from here. /LOL IMPRESSED ; omg she’s a bamf.) i think you’ve made them shit their pants. maybe i should thank you. they won’t be coming after me for a long while after this. either that, or i’m dead before next week hits. /just laughs.) what, you’re still up for that after this? he’s this way. i dunno if he’s home right now, though he should be. /shakes head; walks past her and tousles her hair a bit.) you’re one of the strangest girls i know.

all statements about a person’s character are compliments if you look at it. it just depends on how you decide to take it. c: oh really? seems like i’m in good company then~. awww, thanks. see, you are sweet! /reaches up and pinches his cheek. if not, what’s the point of living in a truthful society, then? we might as well just tell each other lies and disbelieve each other all the time. /wow twist way to get into kantian morals /that one’s my fault lolol. /just smiles at him in return. oh, don’t be such a wuss. i’ll still leave their faces recognizable. 8)

you? manly? /snorts. please, i’ve seen twelve-year-old boys who look more manly than you do. maybe. i guess it’s a good thing everyone likes me, then. c8 /tsks playfully. how are you gonna learn how to fight your own fights when you have girls like me doing it for you? /stares after them with a grin on her face. i sure hope so! it would make everything ten times funnier. oh hush, if they do come after you, just tell them that crazy fireworks chick is waiting to deal them their comeuppance. 8) of course~! that was just the pre-party, mate. /a little stunned by the hair ruffle, but then just winks. thanks, babe. i aim to be strange, after all.

(Source: twistyslopes)

you’re pretty insane. but hey, it’s o-kay, because i hang out with crazy people all the time. rude honesty. and well, sometimes it’s the same thing. sometimes, twist, the truth hurts ok. /mocking frowny face.) aw, how sweet. i don’t know. what IS it supposed to do with anything. (: (: you’re not attracted to cross-dressing boys with flawless long hair? oh, you know. i try. yeah, i’ve seen that movie, but if you’ve got a huge piece of meat or whatever that you can lend me, then i’ll do it.

you call me that again i’ll be the one to stick a firework up your arse. /smirks.) i’ll watch. /actually amused now so he’s just gonna watch and lean against the wall and cross his arms and go yeah that’s  my friend lol; he’ll help if he needs to but he does’t think he’ll need to ; also he misses a lot of chances; it’s a bad habit of his :( ) 

-minutes pass as twist kicks ass ; HEY THAT RHYMES-

thanks, that’s a compliment. :3 ohhh, like who? maybe i should start hanging out with them too. ahh, aww what i mean. c; but you’d rather get the ugly truth than a pretty lie, am i right? at least i would, at any rate. maybe i am, maybe i’m not. wouldn’t you like to know? c; /the funny part is, she probably is kekekeke wow literally giving up trying to explain twist to anybody. mm, maybe i will, after i gank one of these suckers. 8) /she’s kidding /i think.

awww, what’s wrong, don’t like being called cute? it’s a good attribute to have, you know. /pout. lazy bastard! /WHATEVS twist is gonna go HAM on these gangsters; lights up all the fireworks with a few fluid hand motions and throws them at them!!! and since they’re WWW fireworks they pretty much explode into dragons and then try to chase you down so i imagine the gangsters are pretty much freaked out and run away lolol.

/kind of stares after them and giggles. it was fun playing with you! /turns to max. well! shall we make a house call to your friend ryan now?

(Source: twistyslopes)

/smirks.) just a little miffed then? i don’t have to worry about you pulling a texas chainsaw massacre on my face? /i think that’s the right movie. a bit awk for him if it isn’t but i’m too lazy to check.) ouch. rude. /snickers.) oh. that would be why. why don’t i just wear a dress or grow my hair long enough and accommodate to your liking then. ;D I: everyone needs to lighten up in this town. hah. hah. you know what i mean. /smiling anyway.) it’s nothing big. he just gets on my nerves. i mean do you know anyone who hasn’t done physical training his entire life to do a 1 km sprint and do 100 pushups right after it? :/

it’s not cute. D< ; you don’t know these guys like i do and i’ve really only got a lighter and a switchknife in my pocket, and there’s nine of them and two of us. 

/KEKEKE THANKS TWIST.) .. /scoffs; stands back a little to watch the gang members going all shifty-eyed but she’s just a girl so now they’re like wtf gurl ; advances towards her/max: “yeah? you and what army?”) 

twist, you really wanna take on these idiots? 

yes, just a little bit. merlin, why would i do that??? i’m not insane. well, insane-insane, anyhow. it’s not rude, just honest. there’s a difference. c: would be why what? :c aww, baby, you don’t have to do that, i like you just fine the way you are. ;D anyway, what does long hair and a dress have to do with anything? c8 /wow twist you are the worst at denying these things just stop. /PLUS YOU IMPLIED IT TO BEGIN WITH what is going on. /SHE’S KIND OF LIKE RYAN WHERE SHE KNOWS SHE’S GAY BUT DOESN’T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO KNOW okay there we go. ohoho, max yang, did you just make a terrible pun? i’d love to hear you try that one again. 8) ah, well. you should do a little training montage. have you ever seen the movie rocky? run up the stairs of some public building and fist fight with meat, that’ll get you in shape. c:

it so it, you little cute-sicle~. /SIGHS. do you have to sound like my mum? i’ve got this, kid. /winks at him. and i really do want to take on these idiots. 8)

/takes out like a ton of WWW fireworks from inside her jacket wow where did she keep those this entire time, flicks open her lighter. /to the gangsters: me and this army. c; /plot twist: twist is gokudera /looks like twist is saving everyone’s asses this time anyway too bad you lost your chance max kekeke.

(Source: twistyslopes)

surprise, surprise ~ i learn something new every day. oh. /touches own cheek.) that automatically makes me prettier than most girls? i just. i don’t know how to take this. = A= that’s why you WHAT, finish your sentence, twist. I:< next? if we blow something up and end up getting chased by the cops, i doubt ryan’ll be very happy i brought the police to his front door. /rolls eyes.) i don’t need gym. i’m getting physical training from the devil himself.

… i’m still not leaving you alone with them. either i stay, or we both go. /stares at the gang members ; LOL GDI TWIST.) 

gang member #4 lol: how about we stick some fireworks onto that tightwad friend of yers and lighten him up a little /snicker nope i’m not funny

you do, you do~. not automatically, but it makes me a bit miffed when you have better skin than i do. :c you should take it well, trust me. /punches him in the arm. oh, nothing, just speculating a reason as to why i find you pretty cute~. c; /because he looks like a girl LOL. /though on a sidenote twist is like a 4 on the kinsey scale so finding guys attractive isn’t ~out of the question~. oh, this ryan person needs to lighten up, just like you do~. why would he be upset we brought a rock band to his door, anyhow? the police were awesome. 8) oooh, the devil himself. /eyes widen and lips form a small o. do elaborate.

awww, so loyal. it’s cute. c’8 alrighty, dealio~. /leans up to whisper in his ear. they don’t seem very friendly, anyway. 8c

/LAUGHS no you are funny shhh or at least twist thinks you are :3. that sounds like a bloody brilliant idea! you know what might be more fun, though? if we stuck a firework up your arses and lit you on fire. /takes a lighter out of her pocket with a maniacal gleam in her eyes. anyone up first?

(Source: twistyslopes)

maxi-lion:

twistyslopes:

/rolls eyes. because they’re nervous and intimidated or something, obviously. c’mon, yang! you’re pretty much the prettiest bloke i know. and that’s no small compliment coming from me. c: ohoho. ryan counts as a girl? i’d like to meet him. maybe you should start running. that way you can catch up with a girl about half a foot shorter than you. c; mm, so i’m told~. oh come on, you’re pretty big too, never stopped me before.

i am new here. very acute observation. /blinks, ‘oh okay,’ and then pushes max away. so i’ve heard. well, you heard them. thanks for the escort, see ya! /just stands there, beams, and waves bye at him LOL. /also you mean twist right.

hahaha ~ flattering thoughts. you’re just boosting my ego. what are you up to, twist? /smug little smile now hehehe.) not as pretty as a girl though, yeah? i’m not sure how to take that compliment if that’s what you meant. but thank you. /little bow.) you can meet him. he’s usually around at home. we could’ve gone there now if you didn’t want to blow something up. i do run. in a town like this, running’s important. but i mean with your .. /waves hand.) antics and shit. you were such a difficult ‘puff. /laughs.) not as big as them.

……………………… /pushed aside ; stumbles back ; deadpan.) no way. /sticks close to her.) i’m not leaving you alone with these guys. .__. they’re capable of anything. -insert gang members laughing and mocking him \o/-

oh, nothing, really. i am capable of flattery sometimes, you know. c; no, seriously, way prettier than most girls i know. have you seen how smooth your skin is? …hm. maybe that’s why i — never mind. you’re welcome. 8) /flourishes hand and bows in return. ooh, okay. we can go there next. you know, to finish up the fun night we’re gonna have. 8) antics? please, you make it sound like i try. i’m still a difficult puff, you know. c: hmm, i suppose. maybe if you hit the gym, though.

aww, don’t worry, max, i’ll be just fine. don’t me just a tightwad. c: so, kids, what’re we blowing up first? 8) /we can probably that she won’t be okay and max will have to end up saving her one way or another lolol.

maxi-lion:

twistyslopes:

in ALL ways. oh, don’t pretend you were BLIND or anything. /ROLLING EYES JUTSU. oh, well. you could’ve told me before. :c and why would i ever run off my myself~? 8) oh hush, there you go being a negative nancy again. they’re just people like you or me, you know. /doesn’t nothing but beam and wave at some random gangsters. hello, hello there! the name’s twist, twist sloper, and this here’s my mate max. how y’all doin’ tonight. /winks. i cordially, cordially invite you lot to come blow up something with us tonight. nothing smells better than fireworks in the dead of night, after all. c:

i completely … i’m oblivious to whatever you’re accusing me of. i haven’t exactly seen girls swarming around me. … unless you count my friend, ryan. 8) i don’t know. i can barely catch up to you sometimes. you cause enough trouble for all of hufflepuff. they’re … /mumbles.) bigger. /averts eyes.) you’re also welcome to say no, but .. you know. she won’t take no for an answer so you might as well join us.

-insert gang members giving each other looks, and they can look twist up and down- 

/takes hold of twist’s wrist just in case he needs to pull her out of danger.)

( gang member #1: blow somethin’ up, girlie? are ya new here or something? we don’t associate with twiggy over here. /nods at max.) so if you’re gonna wanna do somethin’ with us, ya gotta ditch him. )

i’m not exactly the most popular guy in this town. /said to frankie.)

/rolls eyes. because they’re nervous and intimidated or something, obviously. c’mon, yang! you’re pretty much the prettiest bloke i know. and that’s no small compliment coming from me. c: ohoho. ryan counts as a girl? i’d like to meet him. maybe you should start running. that way you can catch up with a girl about half a foot shorter than you. c; mm, so i’m told~. oh come on, you’re pretty big too, never stopped me before.

i am new here. very acute observation. /blinks, ‘oh okay,’ and then pushes max away. so i’ve heard. well, you heard them. thanks for the escort, see ya! /just stands there, beams, and waves bye at him LOL. /also you mean twist right.

maxi-lion:

twistyslopes:

i’ll keep you young, no worries~. i’ve been told that i do. ;D and if that happens, you won’t be a babe magnet anymore. do you want that to happen? /8)~ keeps dragging. oh, i don’t~. but danger’s no fun all by one’s lonesome self. c; what’s wrong with gangs? O: i’m sure they’re friendly. let’s go say hiiiiiiiiiiiii~ /DRAGS HIM THERE KEKEKEKEKE

in some way. oh? /raises le eyebrow and smirku.) i’m a babe magnet right now? it’s alright. no matter how much i eat, i can’t seem to gain weight. i can walk by myself, you know. you can let go now. i’m not planning to let you run off by yourself. /FACE.) there’s a lot of things wrong with gangs! no. shit. /already there.) we’re dead. /grips her arm.) … hello.

in ALL ways. oh, don’t pretend you were BLIND or anything. /ROLLING EYES JUTSU. oh, well. you could’ve told me before. :c and why would i ever run off my myself~? 8) oh hush, there you go being a negative nancy again. they’re just people like you or me, you know. /doesn’t nothing but beam and wave at some random gangsters. hello, hello there! the name’s twist, twist sloper, and this here’s my mate max. how y’all doin’ tonight. /winks. i cordially, cordially invite you lot to come blow up something with us tonight. nothing smells better than fireworks in the dead of night, after all. c: